Playing a Prank on my Dad

Posted by John Muldoon on January 4, 2011  |   2 Comments »

My Dad is an awesome guy, a really good sport. And, to help him demonstrate what a good sport he is, I’ve decided to play a little prank on him. The prank is pretty simple.

  1. Get an Annoy-a-Tron from ThinkGeek.com.
  2. Hide it in his office.

That’s it. Pretty simple.

What is an Annoy-a-Tron?

The Annoy-a-Tron is a cheap little device with one simple purpose: to annoy people. It does this by emitting a short (but very annoying, hence the name) beep every few minutes. Your unsuspecting target will have a hard time ‘timing’ the location of the sound because the beeps will vary in intervals ranging from 2 to 8 minutes. So, basically, you just hide the thing (it’s very small and has a magnet on it for extra easy hiding), it beeps at random intervals and your victim will have a hard time figuring out where the sound is coming from. Simple, harmless, and evil.

How I Pranked my Dad (sorry Dad)

I think that the second best part of any prank (the best part is obviously the look on your victim’s face) is seeing how it was pulled off. So, I’ll show you what I did.

1. A Message to Dad

2. Calling Dad to Get His Schedule

Obviously, it’s easier to hide something in someone’s office if that person isn’t going to be there. In the end, I planted the device while Dad was at his office, when he left the room for a minute. But I didn’t plan it that way when I shot the video…

3. Prepping the Device

I decided it would be fun for Dad to see how he got pranked, once he found the device. So, I decided to write up this blog post, and I printed a label with the message “Check out www.JohnLikes.com to see how you got pranked.” (Thoughtful, I know.)

4. A Tour of the Device

5. Planting the Device

I stopped by my Dad’s place to say hello and to plant the Annoy-a-Tron in his office. My good buddy Whit distracted my Dad for a minute while I slipped into his office and stuck the Annoy-a-Tron to the bottom side of a table. It’s going to be pretty damn hard to see up there because it’s tucked into a little crack. But it’s only about 6 feet from his desk, so he’s probably looking around by now. (Sorry again Dad.) :)

6. Telling Dad I’d Given Him a “Present”

Obviously it’s nice for people to know when they’ve received a gift. When I told Dad, he seemed a little confused.

That’s a Wrap

So, there it is. That’s what I did to get a laugh out of my Dad. I’ll update this post when he finds the device and let’s me know how much he liked it.

Lost DVD Set

Posted by John Muldoon on December 6, 2010  |   No Comments »

I’m a big fan of the ABC series LOST. I started watching it in the second season and promptly went back and watched every episode from the beginning. Now that it’s off the air, the best way to watch it is by getting the complete Lost DVD Set. We found a great site that helps you make sure you get the best deal called lostdvdset.com. It’s worth checking them out and saving some serious money. They even let you know when there are price drops, like the recent Black Friday promotion.

When you buy the full DVD set, you get all 6 seasons of the show, plus a number of bonus features and extra content that answers some of the mysteries of the show and of the island.

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How to Install WordPress

Posted by John Muldoon on May 26, 2010  |   No Comments »

If you want to learn how to install WordPress, so you can build your own blog or self-hosted website, there is a great new guide that can help you. There are step-by-step videos teaching you how to buy your domain name, how to set up your hosting, how to install WordPress and how to install your WordPress theme. It’s very well done and totally free. I highly encourage you to check it out. www.how-to-install-wordpress.org

Painting the Dining Room

Posted by John Muldoon on January 5, 2010  |   No Comments »

Once we were all moved in and settled in the new place, we quickly set about improving it to our liking. There were many small projects, mend this, clean that, mostly boring and annoying. One of the things we knew we’d want to do soon after moving in was repainting the place.

The color palate on the walls, when we moved in, looked very much like the “brown” side of my closet, specifically, where my pants hang. Some of the walls were tan, some khaki, some beige, others were camel, still others light brown, taupe, and finally, the dining room was painted a 30% milk chocolate brown. Mmmm. I have no intrinsic aversion to earth-tones. I’m wearing those camel colored pants right now. I’m also not terribly fashion-conscious, but I do believe earth-tones work well for pants, best, in fact, for pants.

We collect modern furniture, and I don’t hesitate to call it art. The furniture is expressive, clean lines embellished just for the sake of it. It’s bold, it’s shouting through a megaphone. Hell, some of it is bright orange. It really looks best in a room full of crisp white walls, like primary colored oil paints stand out best on a bleached linen canvas.

I realize that some people think white walls are boring, or cold or sterile. Perhaps. Perhaps these people would feel more comfortable in an environment where everything sort of blends together, like putting a 7-layer dip into a mixer for a minute and a half, a place where their furniture can hide out in plain sight, quietly waiting there, careful not to stop anyone in their tracks. There’s nothing wrong with that, either, just like there’s nothing wrong with shunning all foods other than oatmeal and bananas for every meal, every day. I just couldn’t do it myself. I’d miss the bold flavors. I’d miss the eye-watering, mouth-scorching, painful burn that only comes from some sadistic little red pepper in an Indian or Burmese dish. I’d get bored.

So, in short, we lived with the chocolate brown for as long as we possibly could (1 week) before we had to bring in a couple gallons of “Bleached Linen”. And for extra fun, I shot a time-lapse video of us prepping and painting, condensing 5 and a half hours down into 22 seconds.

Here we are, painting our dining room, in time-lapse. This is just the first coat, of 2. My favorite part is how the room is now brighter at night than it used to be during the day.

Enjoy.

Doggy Deck Garden, a How To Guide

Posted by John Muldoon on December 23, 2009  |   4 Comments »

For the past year and a half, we’ve been looking to move. That’s right, a year and a half. Countless open houses, hunting for property on all the real estate websites, the whole thing. So, we’re picky. The main reason we’re picky is because we love the neighborhood in Oakland where we’ve been living for the past 3 or 4 years, the other big reason is that we have a dog and we wanted to find a place where he can have some outdoor space he can call his own. And a place to do his doggy business. We didn’t want a single family home, either, which made it even harder to find a place with a yard. Anyway, we finally found a place with a big outdoor deck, fully fenced, in our neighborhood. So, he’s happy and we’re happy.

On this deck, we wanted to build our dog, Badger, a special area to call his own, and to answer his call. A Doggy Garden, “Badger’s Garden”. This is the story of its construction.

The idea:

Build a small doggy garden in a tucked away corner of our deck. Some extra criteria were that it (1) had to be complete with yummy-smelling (I’m guessing) grass, (2) self-contained and semi permanent, but without damaging the deck and (3) must be “flush-able”, to keep it looking and smelling fresh, with a drain that didn’t clog and did tap into the building’s rain gutter system without damaging it.

Materials:

A shower pan, a drain assembly, a series of PVC and ABS connectors, 15 feet of hose, 50 lbs of gravel, a roll of “weed barrier” porous plastic, and some sod.

How we did it:

First I must thank my Father for his clever input refining the design ideas, and for his help and companionship from start to finish. In all, from the trip to Home Depot until the project was done, only took 3 or 4 hours. Not bad.

I’ll try to put this in order:

  1. Measure twice.
  2. Head over to Home Depot to get your materials.
  3. Accidentally cut your hand on the sharp edge of the the fiberglass shower pan while loading it into your car in front of Home Depot. Be sure to get some fiberglass shards and lots of mud from the sod in your fresh cut.
  4. Wash your hand in a display fountain in the garden section of Home Depot.  Bandage your hand.
  5. Back at home, assemble a nice sculpture of connectors and adapters to create a 90 degree bend which reduces from the 2 inch shower drain to a (male) garden hose connector.
  6. Unscrew your deck boards and run your hose. We had to soak our hose in hot water to make it malleable and then we molded it to the exact shape we wanted to run it and let it cool in the open air for a few minutes. I’m hoping that will keep it from kinking or clogging.
  7. Screw your deck boards back into place.
  8. Put your new drain assembly sculpture in the shower pan, put the pan in place and connect the hose.
  9. We laid down two layers of that weed barrier stuff right in the pan, cut to fit.
  10. Then on top of that we laid out the 50lbs of gravel.
  11. Then another layer of that weed barrier plastic stuff. We included these layers because we knew we would be flushing the garden with water and we didn’t want the mud from the sod to clog up our custom plumbing.
  12. Then we just cut and laid our sod, which happened to be the perfect width for our shower pan (score!).
  13. Job done. Wash up. Have a beer.

So, here’s the photo gallery.  Click through and enjoy.

Good Quote by Edward Abbey

Posted by John Muldoon on December 16, 2009  |   No Comments »

I came across this on a climbing website I’m a member of.

“One final paragraph of advice: do not burn yourselves out. Be as I am – a reluctant enthusiast… a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic. Save the other half of yourselves and your lives for pleasure and adventure. It is not enough to fight for the land; it is even more important to enjoy it. While you can. While it’s still here. So get out there and hunt and fish and mess around with your friends, ramble out yonder and explore the forests, climb the mountains, bag the peaks, run the rivers, breathe deep of that yet sweet and lucid air, sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness, the lovely, mysterious, and awesome space. Enjoy yourselves, keep your brain in your head and your head firmly attached to the body, the body active and alive, and i promise you this much; I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies, over those desk-bound men and women with their hearts in a safe deposit box, and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators. I promise you this; You will outlive the bastards.” -Edward Abbey

Good stuff.

Mitzi Up a Tree

Posted by John Muldoon on November 13, 2009  |   1 Comment »

My Dad sent me these photos. Here’s what he said…

“So the dog and I are talking a walk this afternoon walk when she takes off after a squirrel…”

Pretty hilarious. Click each image for a closer look. Continue Reading…

Climbing Mt. Whitney

Posted by John Muldoon on November 10, 2009  |   1 Comment »

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Taking the photo which would become The Watermark Group's logo.

Taking the photo which would become The Watermark Group's logo.